Friday, October 26, 2007

Halloweenies!


Once a year, there comes a time, when we all should go out, find a large orange-ish hued squash from the family of Cucurbitaceae and mutilate it in an attempt to make a discernable countenance once a flickering candle is place inside of it. This is a tradition that dates back to irish immigrants who would carve turnips....until they discovered that pumpkins were much easier and looked better on porches. Last night I forced several of my friends and family members to enjoy this festivity with me, many for there very first time. It was told to me that some people forgo the use of sharp knives and paint there pumpkins! Can you believe this!?!? Half the fun is slicing into and literally CARVING the pumpkin. I mean, who doesn't enjoy watching kids play with sharp objects? Many others had never carved a pumpkin before this night because of parents, religious beliefs, etc. etc. It frightens me how endangered this holiday is becoming. Every year christmas seems to encroach more and more on this, my most beloved of holidays. Every year more parents won't let there kids go door to door trick or treating. How is this possible? That the parents are so paranoid and distrustful of there own neighborhoods that they won't allow there children to dress up as demons, ghouls, or fawking harry potter and wonder the neighborhood begging for candy! It's a sad state of affairs, but no matter, I will still celebrate this holiday in all it's style and flair. And there will be tricks if I don't get no treats....

...here are all our pumpkins in there jack-o-lanternly glory.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

OMFGOMFGOMFG...The world as we know it is over...

...is has come to a crashing halt because of this...

(this section has been omitted due to fanboy spazzing, uncontrollable drooling, and excitement of such a raucous nature that it can not be expressed through the English language.)

...all my secret dreams and desires have finally been answered. i can die in peace now.

this month in "Modern Secret Bases"...


i know the guys at Penny Arcade already beat me to this....but....my gawd, i want it so bad my feet tingle....and it's only $1.5 million? i mean seriously, that's less than paris hilton's panties!

...have we gone so far with the internets and ebays that infecting the modern language system with things like "lol", "wtf", and "stfu" not to mention "ROFLMAOSCOMN" (look it up if you don't know) is not enough, now we can even sell super secret military installations to allow some crazed megalomaniacal overlord to begin his reign of terror?....yes, yes i believe we have.

Monday, October 8, 2007

...OMFG

after reading this article in the NYT.... i just had to share....

...so by attracting impressionable young people with the promise of ultra-violent video games, in which there is an allegorical examination of theocracy and class division, not to mention the attempted genocide of several different races of intelligent life, they will become centered and receptive to the message of god and begin towards the road to salvation.....in a warthog....duel wielding Brute "Mauler" automatic shotguns.....

i can't wait until the next big confrontation on how video games make kids violent and walk into there high schools and kill there fellow students and teachers....i will just love to have this link handy.....

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Political Side-bar...



I don't usually like to ramble about politics and what not, but I'm feeling a rant coming on. This morning I read an article on ABC news about Bush's veto of the SCHIP bill. Now, first let me state how I am in total agreement that this program needs to not only continue, but should be expanded to help more children and hopefully bring us a step closer to universal healthcare. When reading this article, it is full of sympathy stories and painful realizations gauged to make the reader upset at the Bush administration...is this a bad thing? No. But it's not good journalism either. I do prefer this concept though to 5 years ago when ABC news was supporting the war in Iraq. Either way it is showing how easily and all encompassing the mainstream media is used to not only manipulate, but to insult the intelligence of the general public.

Yes, it would not surprise me if the Democrats padded the bill forcing Bush to veto it, or instate a rudimentary system for universal healthcare....but would that really be so bad? Either way, it's a political game being played with the lives and well being of it's citizens. That is not how a government should be run. In a quote from one of my favorite graphic novels, "People should not be afraid of their government; governments should be afraid of their people" - Alan Moore